dw:

dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on

dw:

dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on

I’m stronger than all of this.

i fukcing love math I L OVE IT

holyshitsouthpark:

averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

image

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

me n my turtle boyfriend
me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell
metrobussy:

yet another unrealistic standard for green extraterrestrial reptilians

metrobussy:

yet another unrealistic standard for green extraterrestrial reptilians

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

dekutree:

who u textin? who dad?

dekutree:

who u textin? who dad?

That image is oncest in a nutshell

spengism:

someone take my tablet away

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer

cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer

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